Who is the Couch King?

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Retired Varsity 6th Man of the Year – 3 sports

Took my talents to the couch to preserve my health and all time sports brain

I watch sports all dayyyy on the couch.

I read sports all dayyyy on the couch.

I listen to sports all dayyyy on the couch.

I write sports all dayyyy on the couch.

Combine this sports overload with a HOF sports brain  x  (hours of couch experience) = Couch King